2+2

IF YOU DON'T FUCKING KNOW THIS YOU PIECE OF DOG SHIT, YOU WILL NOT GET ANYWHERE IN FUCKING LIFE!!!!

Hey! did you know that 2+2=4?

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2+2

A type of fish

Teacher: what's 2+2?

Kid: 4

Teacher: If magic was real it would equal fish.

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2+2

Having received two Pfizer or Moderna COVID shots (or one J&J) and passed the two-week waiting period.

"Hey hottie, I'm 2+2!"

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2 & 2

To figure out and come to a conclusion. Usually in reference to something incredibly simple.

Guy 1: What's taking you so long?
Guy 2: I can't remember which key locks the deadbolt.
Guy 1: Well 2 & 2 that shit, I wanna hit the bars while we're young.

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2+2

A golf ball about to hit someone.

What's 2+2?
FORE!

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2

It is fucking 2

I have 2 balls

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2 on

Getting 2 on is getting drunk and high at the same time, made popular by the singer Tinashe, which is pretty fucking genius if you think about it🤔

"Im 2 on, im too hype"
"I love to get 2 on"

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