gotta go get milk

never coming back

ill be back gotta go get milk.

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I’m going to get milk

Not returning home ever again

“Wife/ child I’m going to get milk” - then never comes back

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Ur dad went to get milk

I’m sorry but if someone says this to you there’s a %99.9 that ur dad left you…

Oh ur dad went to get milk! 😭

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my father went to get milk

when your dad leaves you because you've became a disappointment to this dumbass earth and your family. how could you be so useless?

my father went to get milk.... he never came back because im a useless nobody

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my dad left to get milk

When your dad went to the grocery store to get milk but he never came back so now you are fatherless.
Because you are a disappointment and he hates you.

person 1: well you dad left to get milk and my dad is stil here

person 2: i cant do anything about that my dad left to get milk

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ill get the milk!

The Magic Word To Dissapear

Dad:Ok, Ill get the Milk!
*Dad Proceeds to leave the house*

1 year later
Son:Where the Fuck is my Dad?

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Going to get the milk

What your dad says when he leaves the house. He's actually going to Las Vegas and his new supermodel wife is "showing him where the milk is."

Bye, I'm going to get the milk!

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