fap fap fap

A comment issued by a person in response to another party excessively talking about or exhorting the benefits of anything; but especially something which doesn't really merit it.

It implies excessive masturbation over the continually mentioned topic.

Person 1: And then I get +2 to AC and D4 hit die, plus I get a bonus to my will and fortitude saves once per day, and I also get an extra feat every 6th level.... *etc*

Person 2: fap fap fap. stfu.

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FAP

Forever Alone Pleasure

I FAP during shower cause i dont have a girlfriend

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FAP

Flat As Pancakes

Tits so empty and flat that you can flip them like a pancake using a spatula

I'm going to fap to your FAP

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fap on it

Masturbating before making any decision regarding females.

James: I can't tell if I should fuck my ex or not
Tom: Just fap on it, then you will know.

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fapping

beating your penis. also known as jerking off.

Alright, no fapping in the bathrooms please!

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fapped

Past tense of the word fap. Meaning to masturbate.

Hot chick: Wanna do me?
Geek: Nah, I just fapped it to your pic in last month's issue of Playboy.

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fap

The onomatopoeic representation of masturbation. Often used to suggest that something is attractive.

Did you see those Natalie Portman pics? *fap fap fap*

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