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The phenomenon that denotes the homosexual rule. A rule that decides if you are either straight or gay-
1. If you define yourself as 100% straight = you are 100% gay.
2. If you got 0.5% gayness in you = you are 100% straight.
- "Hey bro, wanna touch my dick?"
- "Ew wtf, no dude" = 100% gay
- "Hey bro, wanna touch my schlong?"
- "Hell yeah bro, gimme that (no homo)" = 100% straight
0.5% rule
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national 0.5 day where your pictures that are taken in the 0.5 camera shine on december 8th.
“Hey do you know what today is?”
“December 8th”
“No silly, national 0.5 day!”
locusts in mainland china make a profit of RMB$0.5 for being a communist propaganda machine online. each entry posted in forums will worth 5 cents when they attack USA, HK, UK or any foreign countries, or praise the communist party or Strong Country (mainland china). It is a lucrative biz but eventually millions of souls will be sold out (if there are any!)
yahoo news in HK is flooded with 5 cents (five cents/ $0.5)! go fetch the pesticide!
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when you've been so out of touch with the world. as soon as you step outside and interact with people, you realise its what you had been missing. i mean, theres kids asking to hug you, how can you not
"do i say yes. do i take part. do i give. do i care. do i come back?"
"woman, you're at point zero, no, point 0.5"
National 0.5 day is a day to be twerked on and take a 0.5
Friend: it’s National 0.5 day let me twerk on you and take a 0.5
The fear of someone taking an absolute mug of you with their 0.5 camera
Tasha: I have a fear of 0.5 pictures
John: me too
Fought in world war 2 but is now a happy grandpa who understands his grandsons memes.
Person 0: died in the war
Person 1:good guy/main character
Person 0.5: both