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When a person has a speech impediment and cannot say their "th's" so it comes out as an "f" sound.
Father: have you boys "fought" about your decision?
Twins: ummm, no?
Father: go back to your room and fink about it!
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A word to describe being exhausted and drained after a huge argument with someone,
I had a massive fight with my mum this morning that went on for hours and I am FOUGHT.
to dissapear entirely or to be seemingly removed from existance.
ex.
dude did you see my ipod
nope, guess it fought piranhas
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A special Bob's Burgers burger that comes with slaw
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the I Fought the Slaw Burger (And the Slaw Won), you should try it!"
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When some says you cant do something cause your weak you say" Fuck you I fought in the UFC for ten years"
this pound of bricks is way to heavy for you bruh
Fuck you I fought in the UFC for ten years
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When someone gives you a lot of hickeys.
Yesterday when I hung out with my girlfriend I ended up fighting Dracula!!
“Why do you have a hickey on your neck?”
“Oh yesterday I fought Dracula”
Guess. Fucking guess. I'll give you one guess and bonus points for who he said it to.
??? "Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never fought"
Hym "It's a mystery quote! Mystery quote of the day! It's was probably more along the lines of 'Please don't tell them.' Because they both have the same pretext and would know what not to tell. Ha! Hilarious! Heheheheh... I mean, come on guys! Just admit that I'm right. I can know thing independently from DOING ANYTHING. I was right about that bitch fucking that retard. The retard, defiler, and the generic one were being assholes. I was right about being kept tabs on. And this was probably the single most effective way of dealing with this any man, woman, or child could have ever conceived."