The Llama

When a girl goes down on a guy, takes his semen in her mouth and then comes up to him and spits it in his face. Much like a llama spits at people in anger.

Judy was pissed off at Bill for the rumors he started about her, so she took him into the back room of a party, sucked him off and then spit it in his face right in the middle of the living room in front of everyone. Everyone knew she was 'The Llama.'

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llama

Phonetic ebonic predecessor of "n00b" or "noob": lamer, lamah, lammah

When slang on the Internet was influenced by ebonics to change "er" endings of words to an "ah" sound. The popular insult "lamer" became "lamah," which is both awkward looking and phonetically pre-existing in English as "llama." This practice of phonetic substitution would later peak as a fad by bastardizing the moment when two humans pronounce their undying bond for one another with simply "Olive Juice."

Synonym: newb or n00b
Antonym: elite, l33t

Derogatory term to indicate limited cunning or wit in a given topic, typically technological.

Noun. "llama, llamas"

- A lame person or thing in cyber/leetspeak.

- There are those who are leet, and there are llamas.
Adjective: "llama"

- Lame. This club is llama.
Verb

- Not used: "Chad has become llama" would be spoken only by a llama.

***now chatting in #momsemuroms***
*leechgzplz disconnected: <timeout exceeded: 3000s>*
haqeur: u ph34r us yet, eric?
h0m3br3w: just Ddos'd that llama w regular /ping on dial-up

"Winamp, it really whips the llama's ass"

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Llama

Llamas are big goat horses with buckteeth who look moody all the time and have long fluffy necks. They're also kinda sorta rednecks because they spit in your face when you make them mad.

I told a knock knock joke to a llama yesterday and it spat in my face.

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llama

hood term, for the big guns, ak's, mac's and tec's

leroy went through the back door of the club for a half of stack so he could bring in the llama.

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llama

a hairy animal that spits at you if you bother it.

i pet a llama at the zoo

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llama

the original GMO animal. They are originally a cross between the alpaca and the guanaco. However, after, they were extremely successful as the Incas used them as beasts of burden and meat, which I can tell you from personal experience, is delicious. Now, they are found wild in South America, and have developed into a separate species.

The llama is my favorite animal.

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llama

An animal that is cute :3
The llama eats: grass

The llama’s family is: Camelidae (which is the same family as the alpaca)
The llama’s Scientific name: lama glama
The llama’s order: Artiodactyla
The llama is a mammal a live birth animal (llama’s don’t lay eggs they give birth to a baby live)

“I love llama’s Mum not alpacas”

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