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When a well known song with a bass drop is played on an iPhone and people dance to it as if the bass was there.
Two Girls: Hey, put on "Bend Ova" by Tyga on your iPhone!
*starts twerking and hair flipping to the beat*
Guy: "They're dancing to the implied bass"
When everyone acknowledges that a person will be back within five minutes and they therefore retain possession of their seat, even if they don't explicitly call fives.
Ben: Oh! My DoorDash is here.
==four minutes later==
Ben: Yoo-hoo, get outta my seat.
Max: No Way! You didn't call fives.
Ben: There was an implied fives, and everyone knows it.
*Everyone nods in agreement with Ben*
Max: Ok. You got me this time.
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When your hot dubstep build is so hot that you don't even need the drop. People understand it implicitly. The room blew its load so hard, you could have a canary tweeting at bar 64 for all you care.
"Yo did you hear that? The buildup was so hot and then Skrillex had the sound of Jewel's guitar where the drop was supposed to be. What a sick implied drop!"
The point of kissing where you know it is only a matter of time before the buisness begins. Clothes are usually still on at this point and you are basically dry humping as you are not quite sure whether you both want to go through with it.
1: So what happened with you guys last night?
2:Well i took him back and we were totally having implied sex on my bed when he just pulled away and started crying.
1:.....Wtf?! marecity.
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A term consistantly used by stubborn mathematically challenged morons who don't even know the order of operations.
Typically used as a defense when such people fail to answer a multi-part equation, and don't feel like admitting their mistake.
When a person uses this term they are basically saying that there should have been brackets surrounding certain parts of a math equation.
Person 1: What does "2 + 3 x 4" equal?
Person 2: 20!
Person 3: No it's 14, learn your order of operations.
Person 2: No! It's supposed to be read as "(2 + 3) x 4". Implied Parenthesis noob!
Person 3: If that were true then the entire order of operations would be untrue.
Person 2: IMPLIED PARENTHESIS!!!11!
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The condition that occurs when a person makes a statement that is clearly meant to be followed with "...bitch" however they opt not to say it.
Karen: Hey Dawn! I heard you and Jake are going out again? Oh god, that's not gonna end well.
Dawn: Hey Karen, don't act like you know my life.
Karen: Are you sure you don't mean to say "don't act like you know my life, BITCH?"
Dawn: It was an instance of implied bitch. As is this.
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When something is so good, you only have to look at your friend for them to know you have called dibs.
Can also be used when you forget to call dibs. Simply claim "it was an implied dibs" after the fact.
When my buddy and I saw that booty, it only took a quick glance to see he had an implied dibs.
My brother was upset at me for eating the rest of the pizza saying he had an implied dibs.
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