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Acronym for the necessities of a teenager or college student, in the order that they do them when they get home. It stands for eat masturbate sleep.
"I'm playing COD when I get home."
"I'm too tired for that. I'll just EMS."
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Emely is the most coolest,funniest,lit,beautiful girl anyone will ever met. She will have your back like no other. She will fall love with a friend who was there for her. She is someone who you want to have in ur life.
Emely is the most beautiful and happiest girl u will ever met
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"Eat my Shit"
It's like saying "Not this time"
John: "Please let me win this race!"
Gabriel: "Ems this time."
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Emely to begin with her personality it’s funny she is the type of person that can make you laugh so hard , she is also really sweet when she wants to be she will be there for u she is loving and caring she won’t let u cry by yourself she cares for the ones she loves her attitude can some times Change really quick on minute she can be laughing and then the other minute she is really quiet when she is quite and listing to Music GIVE HER A HUG AND TELL HER HOW MUCH YOU LOVE HER bc she can be thinking about stuff u just have to be for her but she won’t tell how she feels and if u are a boy and u have an emely in your life don’t let go of her she is loyal and she will love u how do you know she will text u 24/7 and she will make sure u good that’s how u know don’t let go of her love her show her how she Needs to be treated and she will love you back emely is also really Beautiful and she has a really gorgeous smile And she is god at giving advice when u have and Emely hold on and don’t let go bc she in amazing
Friend : crying
Emely : calms them down and talks to them
that’s how emely is 💕
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Emergency Masturbation Secession
To masturbate; To Fuck oneself
Dude, I totally just EMSed - I totally just masturbate
*Lame joke told* "Go EMS right now! not even kidding, now!" - "Go Fuck yourself!"
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In reply to someone where a smart-assed comment is to be expected: You could say EMS Eat My Shorts. Another like reply would be BM Bite Me. I didn't see that last one on your site either.
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