January 1

New Years Day and also a day all the Bad Bitches was born !

Oh shit it’s January 1 and it’s my birthday bitchhh!

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January 1

The baddest Birthday of all!!! New year? New man! New year? New bitch! Get some dick and watch that ball drop... Happy birthday hoe;)

January 1? I heard that’s the best day of the year!

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January 1

Today is the day where you make new year’s resolutions that you will never complete and drop all of your old thots day.

Him: Why don’t you talk to me?

Me: it’s January 1 sorry dude

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January 1

yeet you’re least favourite person of a roof day

Lee: hey it’s January 1st today and you’re my least favourite person uwu

Stan: what do you mean?
Lee: just follow me.
(Lee leads Stan to the top of a skyscraper roof)
Stan: *gets yeeted by Lee* AHHH

uwu this is so wholesome

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January 1

No homo day

Ay u cute today
That’s kinda gay
Nah it’s January 1st

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January 1

National nut in a bear day.
Get your favorite stuffed bear and nut away.

Chad- Dude it's January 1st you know what that means!
Connor-yeah i do ima nut in a bear

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January 1

January 1 is national NUT in her face day. Just go up to her and spread ur new year nut all over her face!

January 1:Hey babe lemme nut in ur face real quick

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