1 and 2

Reference to Fight Club, whose two first rules were both 'Do not talk about Fight Club'. May be used for anything secret, particularly an organization or group of some sort.

Person A: How's the plan coming along?

Person B: 1 and 2, man! Shut up!

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1 or 2

The minimum and maximum amount of sex you can have before you are in a committed relationship.

Person 1: Would you like to have 1 or 2.
Person 2: Yes, absolutely.

-or-

Person 1: Are you guys dating?
Person 2: No, we only had 1 or 2.

1/2 and 1/2 milkstamp

When a woman milkstamps someone while she is wearing a shirt or torso covering clothing but is not wearing a bra or any other brassiere like mammary restraint.

I loved that 1/2 and 1/2 milkstamp; I could feel her nipple against my cheek through her thin t-shirt.

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Person 1 x Person 2

A ship about Person 1 and Person 2.

Person 1 x Person 2: Questioning Love. (Ft. Person 3-10)
Person 1: I love ya!
Person 2: ... we are literally faceless, formless, and nameless entities.
Person 1: ....
Person 2: ... fine... I love you two.
Person 1: thanks!
Person 3: .... What the fuck?!?!
Person 4: my question is what are our genders?
Person 6: *covered in blood* I killed person 5.
Person 7: I think we are constantly changing gender depending on the prompt we are given.
Person 8: are we gonna Ignore what Person 6 said?
Person 1-7(except for Person 5): SHUT UP PERSON 8!
Person 5's ghost: BOOOOO! YOU SUCK PERSON 8!
Person 10: How the fuck did a ship go to... what ever the fuck this has become?
Person 8: I have no idea.
Person : #%$@$@$%@%@%/×%+.
Person 10: thanks for your input Person .

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1 + 2 + 3 = 1 × 2 × 3

The nontrivial solution to the equation a + b + c = a × b × c, where a, b, and c are positive integers—the sum and the product of three whole numbers are the same.

Besides 1 + 2 + 3 = 1 × 2 × 3, the numbers 1, 2, and 3 form the set of three integers such that each divides the sum of the other two, and their reciprocals show that the number 1 can be expressed as the sum of three unit fractions: 1 = 1/2 + 1/3 + 1/6.

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#1 or #2

#1 or #2 -Usually younger ones say #1 or #2 as an alternative for pee and poop. #1 is pee and #2 is poop. This is how the little ones communicate with their parents what they have to do in the bathroom.

Mother: "Do you have to go #1 or #2?"
Child: "#2!"

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1 and 2

The most destructive phase ever spoken, believed to be created by a group of youths during a game of coins way back in 2007, “1 and 2” has recently been discovered by Ukrainian militants and intelligence informs us that they are planning to use it at the Beijing 2008 Olympics to cause a mass state of chaos and havoc.

game of coins
Ringo: Ahhh ya missed
Clair: No pointing with your elbow! 2 shots!
Jason: Ahhh Rimmmmmaaaaaa ave anota shot
Jarrad: Rim this ya gay!
Tomo: ay got im, your out piss off!
Pete: 1 and 2

mass destruction, broken tv cabinet, flipped table, buckets everywhere

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