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National ask out your crush day
It December 15 Austin you know what to do
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December 15 is national ask for your crushes number day!!
Friend: Why do you look so scared
Other friend: Because its December 15!
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National no virgin day. Make all your friends who are virgins no longer virgins, even if it’s one of the homies seeing this automatically gives you a pass to be gay the whole day
Toby: Hey it’s December 15 ;)
Tom: Oh shit really, ok where you wanna fuck then?
Toby: Right here right now ;)
Tom: DIPSHIT WERE IN THE SCHOOL HALLWAY, but i mean I’m down
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no pussies can be born on this day. if your birthday is december 15th, you’re automatically not a pussy. so quit acting like one
“i heard that girl got in a massive fist fight in the hallway last year. like broke some kids jaw and they were in the hospital for two weeks”
“well yeah what do you except, her birthday is december 15th”
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a day of awesomeness celebrating peoples' awesomeness
"dude whens your birthday?" "december 15." "that's AMAZING!" "no its just my day where everybody celebrates my awesomeness."
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Worlds best soul and companion. They love endlessly and remain loyal. They will cherish every moment with you and will never betray you even after you’ve hurt them. They’re gorgeous people with nothing but good in them, they are sensitive but fierce in their own way.
Its December 15 its my girl’s birthday!
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The day where the best people are born. If you were born on this day you are the best person around.
Janet: Hi Willow, aren’t you born on December 15?
Willow: Yeah, why?
Janet: BECAUSE YOUR THE BEST
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