20-80 Rule

In any nightclub in America you go to, 20 percent of the guys there are getting 80 percent of the action. The other 80 percent of the guys are usually too chicken shit to do anything but watch the hot girls dance while sipping on their drinks and getting horny.

Always remember the 20-80 rule when you go out.

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Rule 20

If someone is 1337, lerk3r, or tr0ll, and do not know a mentioned rule "e.g. Rule 34, Rule 2, etc.", they must refer to rule 8, in which the unkownst must flash said boobs.

girl- i just found some noobs
guy-haha rule 6!
girl-what's rule 6?
guy-OH! OH rule 20! flash!

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20 foot rule

When a girl looks hot from a distance, but when you see her at 20 feet or less, she turns out to be butt ugly. Usually leads to ackward moments

Friend 1: Dude that chicks hot, I'm gonna go talk to her
Friend 2: Nice
*10 seconds later*
Friend 1: Uhhhhh, 20 foot rule
Friend 2: Hahaha noob

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20-40 Rule

The 20-40 rule refers to the attractive appearance of a female at 40ft. and the repulsive mold of flesh she calls a face at 20ft.

I was driving by some lady and from a distance, she looked great, but up close...it looked like she was beat with a shovel.....I should've followed the 20-40 rule.

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Rule 20

It is delicious cake. You must eat it!

Call rule 20 on that cake naougwh!

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Rule 20

If you made or done something good it probably already exists or has been done.

you know Rule 20 if you made something good its probably been done

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20 minute travel rule

A guy will not and should not drive more then 20 minutes to see a girl unless there is at least a 75% chance he will hook up.

Girl: Hey you should drive out here and see me!
Guy: umm idk its like a 30 minute drive
Girl:oh come on, dont worry i know the the 20 minute travel rule
Guy:ok on my way

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