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A young, attractive male has been partying like a mother fucker for the past 2 weeks. The only time he takes off for partying is to go out for a nice big dinner. Then he proceeds to tell everyone that he has gotten only 20 minutes of sleep the past week and he needs his rest. The group then calls his ass out on it and calls him a bull-shitter. Shortly after this, he will end up clubbing for the 15th straight night.
Dis: Yo man I doubt I'm going out tonight
Nasir: Why man it's friday?
Dis: I know man it's a great night for clubbin but I only experiences the 20 minute snooze last night.
Nasir: O dude that blows, u must have had a crazy night of clubbin
Dis: Naw man I hated it and there was an incident so I had to blow off some steam.
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The rule which gives you legal right to leave your place of employment when 20 minutes has transpired since your boss has left the building.
"Dude, my boss just left!! 20 MINUTE RULE is in effect!"
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the birth of fapping waaay before pornhub
i just did 20 minute workout my balls hurt from all the yankin'
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when bro says he will get on in "20 minutes" then dissapears off the face of the earth
Bro: "I'll be on soon"
You: "This better not be another '20 Minute Incident'"
Bro: ______
A famous technique used by Pink Floyd, an english music band that is well known for their extended solos, or sometimes, just nothing.
Pink Floyd be like: "We live in a society", *20 minute guitar solo*
When a guy and gal have been having sex for 20 minutes but the rhythm has not changed, and it is doing absolutely nothing for the gal.
Man- "Wow! That was a long one!"
Woman-" Yeah, like a 20 minute guitar solo."
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A guy will not and should not drive more then 20 minutes to see a girl unless there is at least a 75% chance he will hook up.
Girl: Hey you should drive out here and see me!
Guy: umm idk its like a 30 minute drive
Girl:oh come on, dont worry i know the the 20 minute travel rule
Guy:ok on my way
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