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john: kiss me
crush: ew no
john: its National kiss your crush day - June 27!
crush: in that case...
John: yo bro you have a fine ass girlfriend
Bro: yeah guess her birthday
John: JUNE 27TH
Bro: that’s on facts
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it’s the day that the most sexy person is born. she is fucking perfect, like she has made a deal with the devil
her boobies taste like honey and her pussy tastes like strawberrys
she’s kind, hot, and has so much love to give
me: when is your birthday?
she: june 27
me: oh that’s bcs you are so cute and beautiful and funny and i’m so in love?
she: yes!!
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If someone is born in June 27 you have to buy them a hoodie for their birthday and on Christmas because they are the best friend u will ever meet
Friend: “gives u a hoodie”
Me: why did u give me a hoodie
Friend: your birthday is June 27
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Is ur friend is born on this day u must buy them a hoodie on Christmas
Here a hoodie because ur birthday is June 27
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June 27 is National blowjob day. Ask someone for one and they can’t say no
Gimme a bj
No!!
U can’t say no it’s June 27th
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Its growth hormone deficiency awareness day ! (a condition where u can't grow or hit puberty on ur own so u need to take meds
"its June 27 ,growth hormone deficiency awareness day! my friend has it so im going to buy her candy as a gift