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National Send A Booty And Tit Pic Day
Hey baby it’s April 28th
Oh ok here
National be a dumb shit with your homies day. Normally you and the homies will hang out and go somewhere and do dumb shit. Afterwards, you will all get horny in a separate room and “use the bathroom.” Then you will send a dick pick to the cutest girl you can find that you know personally on social media.
Girl: Hey boo, April 28th was the best, I saw you’re huge dick and you’re gonna have to wait for tonight!
Guy: *Wakes up to parents screaming cause that hot girl you sent a dick pick to showed her mom and is now calling angry*
It’s Nagito’s birthday! Happy birthday to the ultimate luckiest, hopeful student... I think....
Friend: Hey it’s April 28th.
You: It’s Nagito’s birthday!
Friend: Who?
You: You are not a man of culture.
The day an absolute legendary singer, Melanie Martinez, was born. Everyone should dedicate every April 28th to her.
Crybaby: April 28th, 1995 was my favorite day.
Other Guy: Why?
Crybaby: You wouldn't get it.
Most weird person ever. But you’re still a good person I swear... You’re also ugly also pretty.
Person 1 : Are you born April 28th??
Person 2 : No why?
Person 1 : Well you’re not pretty so you must be only ugly 😏
Give an arnold palmer to a a loved to show that arnold palmers are amazing.
Friend: "Hey do you know what day it is?"
Me:"No, why?"
Friend: "Its April 28th, give me an arnold palmer NOW!!!!!!"