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A song in ariana grandes album 'positions' that took me more than 30 seconds to figure out that it equals 69
A: "have you heard arianas new song 34+35?"
B: "what does that even equal...........................................oh, 69"
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You type this when you have way too much free time or are way too bored.
Teacher: lets count to 50!
Students: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50!
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When one has sex with someone 6 inches taller than themselves.
“You’re 5 foot 9? Dude, that’s not like 34.5+34.5 more like 34+35!”
When you slammed that bitches ass from the back and she then proceeds to have her girlfriend eat your ass 69 style.
( Also a Arianna Grande Song That Fucks)
Was fuckin Casandra to get some 34+35 action in and Alyssa wanted in so she 69 my asshole while I slammed Cassandras muff.