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If you were born on this day you are the dumbest crackhead out of your friend group
Wow your birthday is on May 4 that explains why your a crackhead
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On this day a fucking badass was born. They're the funniest fuckers ever, be grateful if you know someone born on this day.
bob: wow he's so cool
tom: yeah, he was born on may 4
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National eat booty day. We already know there’s this day, but if you and your mans are feeling lucky, have a 2nd day.
Man 1: Aye how was your May 4
Man 2: Aw dude it was amazing. I ate the whole ass
Man 1: Good job dude
May 2: Thanks Bro
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Today is the day to make your girlfriend happy by buying her chocolate and flowers. ♡
gf: Why did you buy me flowers and chocolate?
bf: It's May 4 .
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(To your friend Sebastian) : Yo guess what
(Friend): What
You: imma fuck you in your ass today, cuz today is May 4
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May 4 is slap a stranger in the face and if they hit back they are gay/lesbian.
Person 1: *slaps*
Person 2: What was that for?! *slaps Person 1*
Person 1: It’s May 4 you hit me back so ur gay/lesbian!
Person 2: ... crap
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Today you have to kiss your crush. Just do it.
Person 1: Today it's May 4th, the day when I have to kiss my crush. Can I kiss you?
Person 2: If it's that day... Yeah
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