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That one national holiday based on the Will Smith movie.
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the act of eating a girl out with pop rocks in your mouth to give her pleasure.
dude, my girl gave me a random gift today so i rewarded her with a 4th of july.
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Slang: Verb: Explode, Fight, Rumble, You Get The Point..
Taken, Of Course, From 4th Of July Fireworks, Which Is A Crud Load Of Fireworks..
"Aw man, I'm soo totally going to go 4th Of July on his sorry ass.."
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Just another regular day. Fuck Patriotism.
I sat at home on the 4th of July doing my regular duties, while some obese nationalistic fucktards were rejoicing on the other side of the Atlantic.
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The act of giving oral sex while having pop rocks in your mouth
I gave Tonqueesha some pop rocks and told her to give me a 4th of July!
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The day that we make all kinds of fire work, and get drunk to show our love for our country, :)).
Police officer: How many drinks did you have?
Guy: Oh ociffer dude, I just had a few drinks, its the 4th of july I was trying to show my love for my country.
Police officer: Ociffer hum, I show you who ociffer is, I am just showing my love for my country as well, let’s go “IN”.
Guy: Oh. ok that’s cool, at least we have one thing in common, ociffer, :))).
Another guy around the same area.
Police officer: I see you got some illegal fire works.
Guy: But officer I want to fire these up so I can show my love for my country too, :))).
Police officer: Oh so you want to show your love for our country? Let’s go “IN”.
Guy: Dude, Here you can have the fire works. I’ll light up a joint instead, :))).
Police officer: In that case pass that joint over here. I'll take a hit too, :))).
Happy 4th of july, PLEASE, don't drink and drive!
Guy: Oh ociffer dude, I just had a few drinks, its the 4th of july I was trying to show my love for my country.
Police officer: Ociffer hum, I show you who ociffer is, I am just showing my love for my country as well, let’s go “IN”.
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The day you're allowed to shoot fireworks at your mom and not get in trouble for it.
Bob - Happy 4th of july
Bob - *Lights bottlerocket, waits for the fuse to be short, aim at mom.*
Bob - WATCH OUT
Mom - ladddy daah
Bottle rocket - BOOOOOOOOOOM
Mom - *Runs in the same spot screaming*
Bob - MUST OF BEEN THE WIND
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