January 6

National Capitol Assault day

Democrat: Bro do u wanna go to the movies?

Republican: No bro today is January 6th, the Anniversary of the Capitol Assault

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January 6

People born on January 6 are the hottest, best kissers, beautiful inside and out, funniest, coolest etc. If you know someone born on January 6th keep them forever they are the best.

Guy 1: dude I met this girl yesterday she is honestly amazing

Guy 2: She must have been born on January 6

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January 6

if you are born on this day...... you are not a clown but you are a crackhead

Jul is such a crackhead! i think hes born on January 6

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January 6

If you were born on this day you are great and an amazing friend! Have a wonderful day and remember you are fantastic!

January 6 is an amazing day which is also my birthday!

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January 6

Today is the day where if you have never put a finger up your butt, then you should try it.

Them: can you put a finger in my ass?

Me: it’s January 6 so why not

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January 6

Fight anybody u don't like

Me: *puts good on* BOP!!
girl: AHH what was day for

Me: January 6 plus ion like u

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January 6

A bad bitch was born today

me: what’s today?
Friends: January 6. HEY ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY.
Me: LMFAO I KNOW

Friends: LMAOOOOOO

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