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anyone born on the 6th of june is a lil goo goo gaga baby. tiny child.
"its june 6th! happy 1st birthday shithead!"
"im not 1 year old-"
"shut up , go watch cocomelon."
International go see your mans tell him show him what you feel don't be a coward you can do it because its in your heart and it is the sweetest most empowering thing ever Day
June 6th is the day i will ask you to be mine.
No need to be afraid. I don't mean to take away i mean to give as much as you wish.
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June 6th is International sex day for people born on the day.
For 24hrs you are legally obliged to have sex with someone born on June 6th.
Him: hey beautiful how are you?
Her: I have a boyfriend.
Him: it's June 6th.
Her: fine let's go to the bed.
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A federally observed holiday for men to inbox their crushes dick pics. From 12:00am to 11:59 pm guys cannot be faulted for sending unsolicited dick pics
Girrrl, on June 6th I got like 20 dick pics. I didn't know that many guys were crushing on me..
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On this day, Despite the fact that everything went well June 6th, 1906, 1806, 1706, etc, People claim the world will come to an end with the birth of the anti-christ. This so called 'anti-christ' is said to be either satan, or his son, walking the earth. In an attempt to collect souls for his 'hell harvest' - The devil will be clense from the earth and banished to hell. Inreturn and to stop this event from happening once more - Jesus will gather all good hearted humans up and take them to heaven. Remaining humans, who are indeed evil, will be forced to hell with the eternal burning of earth. There is only one way to prevent this birth of the anti-christ... Birth Pills and Lots of Condoms.
Mom: I'm pregnant!
Dad: Finally! We can have a son! When's he due?
Mom: June 6th, 2006!
Dad: That's gre-....
Mom: What's wrong dear?
* Dad clenses knife in hand. *
Dad: I'm sorry...
GRAPHIC VIOLENCE HERE
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i was born on june/6th/06 the worst day of everybody life
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