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The main charecter in the video game Time Splitters 3: Future Perfect. Who travels through time to save the human race - he also has horrible humor.
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Underpaying a drug dealer by only five dollars but as a result being fucked in the ass by the leader of the drug ring in your area. Literally.
We forgot to pay only five bucks and as a result was forced to watch my friend be cortezed.
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Cortez is a nasty human being, who is into boys, and love to jerk of
Wow cortez actually convinced a dude to let him smash
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Tucker calls AOC, Sandy Cortez because he can’t be asked to say Alexandria Orcasio Cortez each time.
An intelligent, strong woman elected to Congress in 2018.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is fucking amazing.
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A shoe created by Nike in 1972 that is used by mostly Mexican gangsters. Even though it is a old shoe, it is still very popular among Chicano gangs all over California. When wearing this shoe, you don't have to say you gang bang, people already assume you do when you wear it on your feet. If you don't know what you are getting into when wearing these shoes, don't wear them. You will regret it.
Stranger1: "Hey, look at that guy. He is wearing cortez's. I heard the Nike Cortez is affiliated with Mexican gangs. What gang do you think he belongs too?"
Stranger2: "I think he is a Norteno. Look at the Nike Swoosh, it's red"
Stranger1: "Yeah, you're right."
(Both walk away looking at him suspiciously.)
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