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When you get cum in your hair making it look blonde and spiky.
It’s not Something About Mary, it’s Guy Fieri!
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When you're driving in a red convertible like guy fieri and you're getting a blow job.
My girlfriend gave me a guy fieri job the other day.
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The brutalist, most ear piercing, intense music you will ever hear in your entire life.
Guy 1-Yo i cant wait for Guy Fieri's Giant Ass Explosion Dramatica' new album "duct taped to a moose('s cock)!!
Guy 2-I know i cant wait to hear such classic songs as barftrails, and cellino and barnes.
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This is a cocktail. Its one part Bacardi, one part Captain Morgan, one part pineapple juice, one part coconut milk, half part cholula, one part fire ball. Pour over ice, garnish with lame gas station sunglasses... For a frozen blended, use creme de coco instead of coconut milk, with a 151 floater lit on fire. Garnish with jersey shore chain.
flaming guy fieri; aka the dumpster fire; aka the singed visor; aka the peroxide blonde; aka the stanky goatee
credit: Javier Piquero
"hey man, give me a flaming guy fieri"
"oh, you never heard of that?"
"cool, its one part bacardi, one part captain morgan, one part pineapple, one part half part cholula, one part fire ball"
The sexual act of combining the use of ribbed condoms and barbecue sauce as lube.
Jerry: “My boyfriend gave me the Guy Fieri last night!”
Linda: “You should’ve invited me. I wanted a taste”