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- (v.) to prematurely say "I love you", the weight of which scares away you're romantic partner. May be done on purpose to overwhelm someone who is a potential partner and scare them away.
- (n.) A scheme to pick-up women by telling the target your story of being left at the alter during your own wedding. The story will generate enough pity and sympathy that would override the girl's better judgement.
Both definitions named after Ted Mosby due to his actions in the show "How I Met Your Mother".
Barney: Robin I want to be with you.
Robin: I love you!!
Barney: Woahhh, i think we should just be friends...WAIT you just Ted Mosby'd me!
Barney: sniff* I got left at the alter....
Ted: for all those keeping score, the Ted Mosby worksss!!
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a play on girls in which you
1. put on a plaid button up over a graphic tee
2. Hold in your hands an engagement ring and look as sad and lonely as possible
3. Tell her "I got left at the altar"
4. She will then comfort you....and it is on
The Ted Mosby gets things going!
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1. The main character on HIMYM. While Ted is sweet, awesome, and romantic, he can also be rather douchey (and that's douchey, not douché) as a reflection of his personality in college. His main goal during his late 20s and early 30s is to find a wife, and he pursues many ill-fated relationships to fulfill this goal.
2. A man whose life is way too focussed on getting married and having children.
3. A noted fictional porn star, sex architect, and philanderer described in tedmosbyisajerkcom
Man: Guys! Why am I not married yet? I'm almost 24! My biological clock is ticking! I'm so lonely in this world! I just want a wife and lots of babies to call my own!
Everybody else: Dude! Don't be such a Ted Mosby. Besides, you are a guy, you don't have a biological clock.
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From How I Met Your Mother. The act of telling a girl you love her way to early just to get out of a relationship.
*2 weeks into a relationship*
Guy: I love you
Girl: you're totally pulling a mosby
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Yeven Mosby is the original inventor of the strap on dildo. He was born in September 1973, in concord CA. On his 15th birthday he was accused of having sexual relations with his mother. She was hauled off on jail for sexual moltestation charges later that month. When he turned 21, he was accused of raping a 41 year old women, and molesting her 7 year old boy.
The women never showed up to trial, and the charges were droped later on. Since then Yeven has been acused of several account of sexual abuse towards many dogs. Yeven had a fine collection of dildos, and created a home made strap on. He then decided to patton his idea leter on in life.
Yeven Mosby died in 2006, when the father of the 41 year old womem whom he raped, kid naped him, and raped him. He died of internal bleeding.
Many women, and men, revear Yeven as a saint for his work.
A strap on dildo is what many lesbian women use on there partnet to enjoy the sexual pleasure of a dick without the mental stress of a man. Yeven Mosby created this.
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the best character on how i met your mother. he is extremely underrated. and does not deserve the hate he gets.
you know that show how i met your mother? it wouldn’t make any sense without ted since there would be no one to meet the mother.
you’re such a ted mosby!
(aka you’re the main character but also the best character.)
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