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The god himself. The lord and savior of the egg kingdom. The creator of all life known in the universe and beyond. A big religious icon in the world and especially in Hollywood.
Friend: Hey who’s your god?
Me: Oh just Danny Devito
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Danny DeVito just blessed me with his all holy power.
One of the best people to roam the earth. Some believe him to be a reincarnation of Jesus himself
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Daddy Devito is the best daddy. He’s better than Daddy Trump only because he’s met One Direction. Daddy Devito is the sexiest mofo because he’s dummy thiqq with two q’s. He’s one of the few people that deserve a Simone mug and Jess occasionally feeds Daddy Devito’s pet fish Vivek some Daddy Dorito crisps
Paul: Damn that man looks like he was crafted by angels! What’s his name
Louis: Why, that fine specimen is Daddy Devito. We should give him a Simone mug
A godlike man who wants his spicy chicken.
Danny Devito
Guy: Hey Danny! YA Hungry!
Danny: spicy chicken
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1. Our Lord and Savior
2. The reincarnation of Jesus Christ
Danny Devito, our Lord, may praise be unto him.
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Our Lord and savior of Hollywood. Danny DeVito is the man who will one day save the world.
Danny DeVito is better than Keanu Reeves
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