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A gay skin condition probably caused by all the crap the FDA let's food distributors put in our food that causes red bumps to come up on your face, back, chest, and sometimes your arms. Sometimes acne is so bad that some people (Like me) have to go on Accutane only to be let down by it 5 months later because your acne is so severe and you got conjuctivitis and bloody pores for nothing.
Dermatologist: Okay, well since the Proactive, the deoxyzyfane and the other thing I can't pronounce hasn't worked for your acne for more than a month, I guess I'll put you on something else...
Bobbie: Okay...
Dermatologist: It's called Profynozylophate (Cough) Accutane (Cough)
Bobbie: Alright...
Dermatologist: Side effects are nothing, just you might contract conjunctivitis (Cough) or have your pores bleed, lose some hair, or in some rare causes might die since it nukes your face.
Bobbie: I didn't hear anything you said
Dermatologist: Well it wasnt important anyway so when can we get you on it?
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Something almost everyone gets at one time or another. It's most common in adolescents who are going through puberty, and is due to the abundance of hormones flowing through their bodies. Usually it starts in early teens and ends in the early to late twenties, occasionally it will extend past thirty and sometimes even into someones forties or fifties.
Acne is not due to dirt, oily foods, or chocolate/sugar. Milk has been linked to increase in acne, however. Stress/anger can cause hormonal changes which can cause acne. Excessive touching of the face is also a bad idea. Genetics also play a key role.
Washing ones face will help, however people who have acne don't necessarily not wash their faces. If the case is especially serious, one should consult a doctor to be put on an anti-acne drug. Common ones include: Erythromycin, tetracycline, and clindamycin.
Bobby has had acne since he was 12. He's on a topical, and oral solution. He visits a dermatologist every two months. He still gets acne though, i'm glad i don't have his gene pool.
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Nature's way of telling you that you are not quite ready for sex.
Mother Nature: So many teenage pregnancies... what can I do to make them never want to leave their bathrooms...
Teenage Girl: OH NO! NOT ACNE!
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A horrible skin condition which causes puss-filled pockets under your skin to form, often times becoming red and inflamed. The condition may be alleviated by using topical acne creams/wash/pads consisting of salycilic acid or benzoyl peroxide. However, for some people, their acne tends to be fucking gay and never really go away, even temporarily. As a result, those suffering from it will feel like shit and want to kill themselves because their face is hideous and unattractive (remember, the face makes the picture).
dude 1: dude, what the fuck happened to your face?!
dude 2: its called a torturous condition called acne.
dude 1: man, with your face looking as ugly as it is, I'm sure you wouldn't wanna be out in public
dude 2: got that right asshole, I hate my life
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A horrific skin condition which feasts on your self esteem and can only be cured with age. It is completely resistant to all over the counter treatments.
I will just put on this wax paper bag and be done with this shit. At least the bag covers this fucking acne.
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Must be callum jones the true spoon.likes a bit of wang every now and then
Pimples that appear on your face, back and chest. People going through puberty will most likely have acne.
Having acne is a pain in the ass because they are fucking hard to cure.
Not only that but dating is significantly harder because nobody likes acne and you'll end up rejected most of the time.
Only way to get rid of acne is to wait it out. Using some cream will treat it for a while, but they'll most likely come back.
Acne is a pain in the ass