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First, you shave your girl's cooter(save the pube cache). Go to town on that nicely shaven mound and when you're about to blow, pull out and splatter it on her chin, then sprinkle her shaved pubes onto her face, like you're tar and feathering her.
I gave Anne the old Abe Lincoln last night. I broke my leg jumping off the balcony making my escape.
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When you shave your pubes and blow a load on your girfriend/boyfriends face after getting head and trowing them on the face.
Doug gave Austin an Abe Lincoln
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When a man ejaculates on a womans face then shaves her pubes of and throws them on the woman's face so it has the appearence of a beard.
"I totally gave her an abe lincoln."
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The sixteenth president of the United States of America, and in this author's opinion a great example of what America is supposed to be about. A strong leader during a time of crisis, he helped to secure the rights of life, liberty, property, and the pursuit of happiness for those who had never known any of these before. His work in starting the Reconstruction was such that not even his successor (and one of the worst presidents the US ever had, in the author's opinion), Andrew Johnson, could reverse it. A leader of a caliber that not even some of the original Founding Fathers could match. America needs more politicians like him, who know what it means to lead a free country.
Abe Lincoln. One of the finest presidents the US has ever had.
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1. A style of manscaping in which one completely shaves or trims entire pubic area with the exception of the testicular region, leaving to grow in excess.
2. Shortly trimmed pubes with a sweet "ball fro".
Got a hot date tonight...better freshen up the Abe Lincoln.
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The 16th president of the United States. His real name is Abraham Lincoln, "Abe" is his nickname.
You really should all know who Abe Lincoln was by now...
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latin: Spermae barbatus
Half-fetish, half-prank, the Abe Lincoln involves ejaculating on a passed-out friend's face and then shaving one's own pubic hair to throw on the unconscious face. The pubes will stick to the semen deposited around his chin and neck area, thus creating a most presidential of beards for the friend to awaken to.
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
I've always suffered from a crippling inability to grow facial hair, so my friends decided to surprise me by giving me an Abe Lincoln for my birthday. I felt like the luckiest boy in the whole world!
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