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An interjection indicating affirmation in the extreme. Even more extreme than "sure," much more than "yup," and a world away from "uh huh." Used primarily to bullshit people into thinking you agree with something they said and that, of all people, you know what they're talking about. The former may or may not be true, but the latter seldom is.
Glenn Beck: We've already proven that Barack Obama's birth certificate was printed in 2005 at a Kinko's in Alexandria Virginia, which proves he's a Kenyan Muslim socialist. You know what I mean?
Teabagger: Absolutely! See you at the march!
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Term created in Comedy Central's Ugly American's meaning absolutely
Announcer: Can we do it?
Crowd: Absolutable!!
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no but more than no, so absolutely not
ava- “can i stay longer”
mom- “ABSOLUTELY NOT”
A phrase used to highly disapprove of someone, something, or an action. This phrase is usually said in a nasty tone.
misbehaving child: Can I eat this ice cream before dinner?
child's mother: Absolutely not.
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To do something with a furious intensity.
I absolutely ate potato chips last night instead of a real dinner.
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