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n. A commonly used excuse with the intention of averting responsibility.
'accident'
Person 1: "I saw your hand down there and heard some noise, I call bullshit!"
Person 666: "It was merely an accident."
Person 1: "Oh, spare me your rhetoric, you know that your hand and arm didn't just magically spasm near my girlfriend's ass."
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a social outing between two acquaintances or friends that, unbeknownst to one or both parties, is actually a date.
"I thought that we were just going to talk business when I agreed to meet Paul for coffee, but then he put his hand on my arm and told me I was beautiful and I realised that I was on an accidate.'
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Something that happens with out intent.
Kids in the front seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back see cause kids.
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A thing that you didn't do on purpose.
Dad: Son you're an "accident".
P.s YEAH DAD I REMEMBER WHEN YOU TOLD ME THAT.
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something that can happen after sex. Usally happens when the condom rips.
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