adblock plus

A plugin used in browsers meant to block advertisements in different sites.

Guy 1: Those shitty YouTube 30 second long commercials are pissing me off.

Guy 2: You kinda deserve it.

Guy 1: Wtf, why?

Guy 2: Because you don't have adblock plus you dumbfuck.

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adblock plus

The Google or Firefox addon that sponsored sites don't want you to have.

"Dammit.. Add another to the list Jon. At this rate we won't be raking in the cash. Another one just added Adblock Plus to their addons."

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Turn off your adblocker

An extremely idiotic thing websites use, basically it's like waving a cross (adblock) at a demon (person with adblock) to go away or turn it off.

Once you turn it off, they log all your personal information and say thanks.

You: I am thirsty for info, let's go to this news website.
*You scroll down slowly, reading each line*
Website: Turn off your adblocker to keep viewing this website
You: Go away
*Closes website*

Adblock

There are really anoying ads. so you download adblocks. And the ironic things about adblocks is that they make their own ads. Even though it's a ripoff some actually work like t's suposed to, but it costs you a fortune. (Can't we code our own adblocks?)

"Gee! I got ripped off by this adblock and it cost me $$$! It seems to make the ads worse!"