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When you try to make a joke definition of an Urban dictionary link, but it says can't contain links in the definition, so you remove the link and submit it, thinking the problem is resolved and your funny joke is through. But then it says definition must have word in it, but the word is the source of the other problem.
Human: I can't wait to joke about urbandictionary's blog page!
*Human goes to website, adds definition, writes 'funny' definition, presses submit*
Website: There was 1 error that prohibited this form from being submitted (Links)
Human: Ok then, I will remove the link.
Website: There was 1 error that prohibited this form from being submitted (Not having the word in the example)
Human: HELP ME, I AM IN THE Urban Dictionary Paradox!!!!!!!
JFIF stands for 'JPEG File Interchange Format'.
JFIF is a minimal image file size most often used in browser thumbnails.
JFIF is also the most annoying file format ever because literally every single image sharing website rejects it.
FRIEND: Hey dude I find this hilarious meme! I'll send you it rn
OTHER FRIEND: Where is the image?
FRIEND: For some reason this site hates JFIF. I can't send it
A large wave of urine or containing urine that is larger than the average amount. (pee)
Pee (Urine)
Tsunami (Big wave)
=Peenami
Poe: Omg that water looks yellow
Pea: Let's hope a peenami doesn't happen!
An extremely idiotic thing websites use, basically it's like waving a cross (adblock) at a demon (person with adblock) to go away or turn it off.
Once you turn it off, they log all your personal information and say thanks.
You: I am thirsty for info, let's go to this news website.
*You scroll down slowly, reading each line*
Website: Turn off your adblocker to keep viewing this website
You: Go away
*Closes website*
The phrase teachers and elders have taught the younglings.
Fun fact: This phrase utterly disrupts the bullies entire body, shutting down the physical and mental aspect and causing them to leave you online.
*Bully Beating a Kid*
Kid: Stop It I don't like it!
Bully: Yeah ok, you won this time...
Obagami is the process of engineering paper Obamium.
O: Hey dude want to go out today?
Bama: Sorry brobama, I am making Obagami today.
O: Alright dude!
You clicked on flag or something on this cursed website, and are currently on a universal scale of boredom. Then decided to put it into that forbidden search bar just to see some nonsense written by someone on the other side of the world.
Are you proud of yourself?
Friend: Want to play another match?
You: I would love to but... I need to be productive and do homework.
Friend: Alright, please be quick though!
You: I need to do my writing essay for fiction. Let's go to Urbandictionary.com and find some nonsense words.
10 mins later.
You: Wow I didn't know that all these pages exist!
*You search "SIGN IN (㥠ââ¿â¿â )㥠Please sign in to vote and post new definitions Sign in with Facebook Sign in with Gmail) " after seeing a sign up page.
You: Ok I am done now, actually one more word!
(The painful cycle of wasting time has begun)
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