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Morons reporting about morons.
Tracy Grimshaw: The public has been outraged over (some infamous baddie) being left in peace.
Cue shitty footage of some male reporter harassing baddie at their place of residence.
Tracy Grimshaw: There's been some new evidence that suggests cats prefer the colour red.
"Expert" (flipping pages): Uh well we've been seeing a lot of new evidence that cats like red.
Random cat lady: "My old Mittens loves red things."
Street random: "Yeah I like cats."
Tracy Grimshaw: Next week on A Current Affair...
When you're eating one thing, but picturing something else.
Like when you bite into that boring lettuce sandwich, but your thinking of a toasty, foot-long, Roast Beef sandwich au jus, dripping with melted Swiss cheese.
Rebecca was having a food affair as she ate her protein bar, thinking instead, of a fluffy, chocolate parfait.
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This is what happens when an ex or side lover is contacted suddenly after they become bored with a primary love.
Ben Dover contacted Wanda when he was bored with his new wife and wanted an affair with a spare woman!
The emails from Ginny Thomas, the conservative activist wife of Supreme Court justice Clarence Thomas 'to-then' Trump White House chief of staff Mark Meadows, pressing him to fight to do whatever he could to support Donald Trump in his attempt to overturn the results of the 2020 presidential election.
The Democrat party says they will handle 'The Thomas Affair' with kidgloves, and prudence.
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Formally known as "Operation Susannah", the Lavon Affair was a failed Israeli covert operation. For the operation a group of Egyptian Jews were recruited to plant bombs in Egyptian, American, and British-owned civilian targets: cinemas, libraries, and schools. The attacks were made to be blamed on the Muslim Brotherhood and Egyptian communist organizations. The terrorist plot was foiled by the Egyptian authorities, and the agents assigned to execute the operation were arrested.
The Lavon Affair is just one of the many points proving the role of uncontrolled Israeli aggression within the Middle East
just like any other affair, but with no boning. where you have mutual feelings for someone NOT your significant other but you never hook up.
John: we had a total emotional affair.
Grace: wtf?
John: I was emotionally cheating on Heather with you.
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and thats the thing about illicit affairs and clandestine meetings
and longing stares
theyre born from just one single glance but they die,
and they die,
and they die, a million little times
leave the perfume on the shelf,
that you picked out just for him
so you leave no trace behind,
like you dont even exist
take the words for what they are
a dwindling mercurial high
a drug that only worked
the first few hundred times
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