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a selfie taken after sex, sometimes abbreviated to ASS
Hey bro did you see my ASS (after sex selfie) last night?
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Supreme after fuck refresher, specifically Kelloggs Town House "Flip Sides," or, preferable name being in François, "Recto-Verso," or, more favorably, "Erecto-Verso."
"Hey, great bang. Want some after sex crackers?"
"Fuckin rights b'y"
When you don't have enough money for condoms so you buy bubblegum instead. When you get home and get ready for sex blow the gum and put it on the penis and then have fun.
Jimmy: Jane, did you get the condoms
Jane: no,i didn't have enough money.
Jimmy: so what did you get?
Jane: I got gum instead. Now seat back and i will blow the gum an wait till you cum so I can eat the After Sex Bubblegum!
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When your partner is short-tempered or irritable either immediately after or the next day after sex. Also referred to as "ASG"
Hey man what's with your partner today she seems cranky?
Oh she's got ASG! ( After sex grumpy )
When your partner is short-tempered or easily irritable either immediately or the next day after sex.
Also referred to as "ASG".
Hey man, whats with your partner today she seems cranky?
Oh she's got ASG!... ( After sex grumpy )
when skin is exceptionally soft and smooth post sexual activity (could be caused from but not limited to overuse of lube.....aka lube everywhere)
Person One: "Man I have some major after sex skin going on feel my arm dude."
Person Two: " Wow yeah you do bro, that's impressively soft"
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When a dude goes to take a piss after having sex and the piss sprays off target, ie. on his leg, side of toilet, or floor.
Aw shit, I just got my after sex piss everywhere!
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