Agus Stupitus

A person who lives in the country, has a fake southern accent, drives a beat up 1990-2001 white Chevy pickup truck, and has more than one confederate flag on their truck, phone, or house. If you meet 2 or more of these requirements, congrats! Your an Agus Stupitus!

Hey! Look at the Sheetz drive through, I see an Agus Stupitus getting a hamburger with a deer tied to the back of his old white Chevy.

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Fluffle-up-agus

A cute and cuddly flufferer.

While you are waiting naked to get on set for your next porn session, you can call for the fluffle-up-agus and they will come and keep you warm as well as gently wank you off.

Brad: I need to get up, I am back on in a minute
Tiff: Do you want to borrow my monkey?
Brad: No, its ok. My fluffle-up-agus is cumming over

agus do focan clab

Irish Gaelic for "Shut the fuck up".

Sean-"Erin go bragh!It's St. Paddy's Day"

Padraig-"Agus do focan clab!"

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Leigh anois go curamach, ar do scrudphaipear, na treoracha agus na ceisteanna a ghabhann le Cuid A.

An ancient Irish blessing.

"Leigh anois go curamach, ar do scrudphaipear, na treoracha agus na ceisteanna a ghabhann le Cuid A." *Sweating profusely*

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Agueing

A stupid ass friend of yours has made an error in their speech grammatically.

To your friend : Hello fellow dumbass, how did you pass second grade? It's really not that hard to spell Arguing. You know, you can download this amazing app called grammerly so we can have talks and I don't have to tediously have to try to read gibberish to have a conversation with you.

Friend: Yea sure like I said believe what you want there is no point in agueimg

Friend: Agueing

You: what does Agueing mean?

Friend: Don’t know

I asked you a question. You made up this idiotic type of gibberish I think you should know Jacob

AGU-guilt

Young celebrity hottie. You're doing things to him/her inside your head that you wouldn't do to a farm animal. Then you remember that they achieved celebrity status when they were just kids. Now, even though they're All Grown Up, you feel like a retroactive pedophile. That guilt you're feeling? AGU-guilt.

You: Gods, Emma Watson...I would love to bend that over and cast Penis Insertium on her!

Friend: Really? Did you feel that way when you saw her in the first Harry Potter movie? Y'know, when she was nine? When did this surge of deviance fall upon you?

You: (silently awash in a wave of AGU-guilt)

Other examples: Alyssa Milano, Kirsten Dunst, Danica McKellar, Lacey Chabert, Hayden Panettiere, etc.

Agu

The name of a seal in azarashi sea paradise.

john: i love agu, he’s very cute
ellie: who?
john: only the most popular seal in azarashi sea paradise!