Algorithm

Word used by programmers when they do not want to explain what they did.

"And so this is the algorithm I used to make Google search..."

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Algorithms

Algorithms = The sound Al Gore's kids heard when he was boning Mrs Gore

Algorithms,Squeaky bed, Humping noises

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algorithm

what al gore doesn't have

man,al gore ain't got no algorithm

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Algorithm

the act or practice of quoting Al Gore; an Al Gore quote.

If I may make an algorithm here, I would say it's nothing more than an "inconvenient truth". The internet is abound with algorithms, the most famous being "I used to be the next president of the United States ..."

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Galicic Algorithm

When someone tries to find an alternative way of using a program, tells everyone their fix, but doesn't realise they are incorrect. Usually ends with a heap of laughter and shit talking

Look, the old Galicic Algorithm strikes again.
Q. Why doesn't this spreadsheet work? A. Looks like "someone" has been using the Galicic Algorithm

Gaethje algorithm

The cultural internet phenomenon where footage of the world's most badass MMA lightweight warrior, Justin Gaethje, keeps getting recommended on a massive level.

Man, I love to watch the Diaz Brothers fight, but when I see the Gaethje algorithm pop up, it's time to watch James Vick getting obliterated.

Yijkstra's Algorithm

A description of an algorithm or computer routine that produces poor or hinky results. This is a reference to Dijkstra's algorithm.

Oh damn, that's a major Yijkstra's algorithm, 40 percent of monte carlos show the rocket smashing into the ground.