The East Coast's Beverly Hills
Kid 1: Should we go swimming? Or bowling? Or play tennis? Or ride ATVs?
Kid 2: Let's just go to my house in Alpine, NJ where we can do it all.
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A male, typically an Instagram photographer, who poses in front of beautiful landscapes often wearing Blundstone boots, a wide brimmed hat, a roll top backpack, and a camera at hand.
If they have six pack abs, youβll likely see them with shirtless with a bandanna and black ripped jeans doing backflips at every location.
A common shot is mid dive into glacial lake.
Wow @jayrmcdonald is such an alpine daddy!
Man, those teal and orange tones are poppinβ! You must be a real alpine daddy!
Is the name given an alcoholic drink consisting of 4 parts vodka, 4 parts bourbon, 2 parts gin, 4 parts tequilla, 6 parts Hawaiian Punch or red KoolAid, 2 parts margarita mix, and sugar, all poured over ice and mixed in a blender.
Similar appearance to a Hurricane but much stronger.
The original ingredients and proportions are adjustable, as it consists of taking every random alcohol and drink mixer in the house, pouring them together over ice, mixing it in the blender, and consuming.
It is named for the street of the house full of college guys where the drink originated in Lexington, Kentucky.
Two rounds of Alpine Court and people started dropping like flies.
The act of fornication as carried out on a sled speeding down a hill. Sledding on a steep incline is not recommended, and the participants risk the threat of serious injury. Just another way to heat up your sex life in those chilly winter months. Common in Norway.
Sledder 1: What the fuck is on that sled?
Sledder 2: Oh, just your aunt and uncle alpine slucking.
Sledder 1: ...
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The richest town in New Jersey and in the New York City area. It is exclusively large homes and estates with no real commercial area. Very private community of wealthy families and celebrities where the mail is delivered to a central post office because the residences don't have mailboxes or house numbers. The town has a school that only goes to eighth grade, but its so small because most kids go to private schools in New York or local private schools. Neighbors include Puff Daddy, Lil' Kim, and Chris Rock. Madonna was rumored to be looking for a home in the area, and Jay-Z was forced to look elsewhere when the town didn't see his house plans as up to par. There was currently the sale of the Frick Estate for over $50 Million and one of the largest homes on the east coast (60,000+ sqft) is on the market for $40 Million. The town is listed as #8 on the Forbes' List of Richest Towns in America. Most people don't know of the town, even though it is only 15 minutes from New York City.
Take a house tour of Alpine, NJ when you want something fun to do.
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A small town in way west Texas that isn't close to anywhere and where you know everyone and everyone knows your business. Pleasant for children and the retiring. Miserable for anyone between the ages of 16-45, unless you enjoy few people, ranching, gossip, or great mountain sunsets.
"Where you from?"
"Alpine, TX."
"Where's that?"
Enough said...
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When a girl sits between two guys and simultaneously gives them a hand job.
During our flight back from Chicago Marie sat in the middle seat and gave Aaron and I an Alpine Skier.
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