olde

(adj) old, used to ascribe an artificial nostalgic value to crap that nobody would otherwise consider purchasing

The Old Junk Shop almost went out of business until they changed their name to Ye Olde Antique Shoppe.

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old

You begin to be old when people who deliver pizzas are systematically younger than you.

(See young)

Anyway im even too old to command pizzas by now.

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old

Something that was said and/or done repeatedly that has been totally played out. Tired. Annoying.

The past he kept bringing up to my face is gotten real old right about now!

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Olds

The opposite of news, dated and irrelevent information.

Those are olds, not news.

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the old

An adjective used to describe something very good or very bad. The noun is not necessarily old.

You slept with the old best friend sister eh?

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.old

When you link someone to a website they have already seen. It refers to a fictional top-level domain (like .com, .net and .edu) that, if it existed, would house all the old shit everyone has seen but you.

Example 1
Guy1: Have you see tubgirl?
Guy2: you mean www.tubgirl.old?

Example 2 - The lazy approach
Guy1: Hey, check out todays woot
Guy2: .old

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olding

The new and improved way of saying aging but rather saying that you are getting old, therefore, olding.

Why do you keep creating new words as if you were the dictionary? Well, I'm olding and there is only one thing left to do with my time.

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