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National anal day is every April 10th if you don't take part you have to do anything the other person wants
"Oh hey look national anal day"
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April 30th is national anal day. so put it in baby
Drew: Hey babe, it's almost national anal day.
Girl: oh great make sure to get some lube.
Drew: WOOOOO
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A day to celebrate the awesomeness of fake meat and anal. This day was created today in response to steak and BJ day. What a douchebag holiday, "I eat cow and get(give in Idontdotricks case) BJs at the same time!!! I'm really great!, LOOK AT ME!!!!!!!!
I'm so fucking glad steak and BJ day is over!!! Hurry up and PIITB, it's boca burger/anal day ninja!!!
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The Comedien Jim Jefferies came up with this. It is April 18th. Everyone else saying it's a differnet day should have to take it up the ass for every single other day on the calander other than the one they incorrectly mentioned as anal sex day.
“Wouldn’t it be nice to have one day that was for men that didn’t cost anything, that everyone could participate in. April 18th, Anal Sex Day. Everyone’s girlfriend or wife has to take it in the ass on April 18th. A month before you’ll be walking around the shopping center saying, ‘Ohh the decorations are up!’ And it’s good because if your bird didn’t take it in the ass, you could do the same thing that women do on Valentine’s Day when they don’t get a gift. You’d go like, ‘Oh me mate Jason and his wife took it in the ass twice. Obviously they’re more connected than we are.”
-Jim Jefferies
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On April 29th your anus shall prolapse
Hey why is somethin red coming out of my anus?
Bro, it's anal prolapse day.
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Also known as ARD. Anal recovery day is when a sick or PTO day must be used to be absent from work or school due to having your anal region pummeled during sexual activity the evening prior. Time is needed to recover from the gape, tenderness and even the ability to walk straight again.
HR: Good Morning HR department.
Employee: Hi this is Rachel in Accounting. I’m going to need to take a sick day today so I won’t be in.
HR: Sorry to hear that. Feel better. Is it the flu that’s going around?
Employee: I wish. It’s an anal recovery day. My boyfriend hit it hard last night. I may have a fissure.
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September 2nd. The day to give or receive an allotment for anal sex
Today’s September 2nd. Got an allotment for anal that I could borrow for International Anal Sex Day? I used my banked days during the pandemic at the sailing dock.
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