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when you cum so hard you cannot breathe
can also cause a neck strain
dude did you kill her
no man she's having some fuck apnea
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Similar to sleep apnea, though a patient continually wakes themselves up due to the severity of their fart.
Nancy continually wake's herself up due to chronic fart apnea.
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An inability to sweep the floor with a broom.
I went on a date with Kim and I picked her up at her house there was dog hair everywhere she must suffer from sweep apnea.
When you snore while your awake
“Is Dave over there sleeping , I can hear him snoring?” -“ shit, Dave got that wake apnea he snores when he’s awake !”
When you stop breathing for a short period of time due to orgasm.
My sex apnea was so bad, I wasn't sure I was going to survive that last orgasm.
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when someone thinks so hard about the task at hand that they forget to breathe, common in people with little to no common sense
She was concentrating so much on sorting the mail that she had a bout of wake apnea.
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A health condition pertaining only to incels and unattractive people. Occurs from being either overweight, having recessed jaws, or both. Looking this way usually makes one unappealing to the opposite sex. Overwightness develops from gluttony. Recessed jaws develop when one slouches and mouth breathes throughout their growing years. Can lead to lower IQ, adhd, heart burn, neckbeardom, hatred of women and social rejection.
Have you seen that chad with the strong jawline? You can tell he doesnt have sleep apnea just by looking at his sexy jawline.
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