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National Get on Your Knees and Suck my Dick Day
Bro 1: Hey what's up
Bro 2: You already know it's April 18th
Bro 1: Oh no...
Bro 2: Get on your knees and suck my dick, bro
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National eat a bag of lays infront of your best friend
Guy 1: Hey!
Guy 2: *eats a bag of lays*
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Its April 18
Guy 1: What is April 18?
Guy 2: *continues eating*
National slap a homophobic/transphobic/rasist!
Tyler:Ew! Your gay!
Sally:*slaps Tyler*
Tyler:Ow why did you do that?!
Sally:It’s April 18, National slap a homophobic day!
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It is national horny day grad dick, tittie , pussy,and slap butt day so be ready
April 18 is be as horny as you want and grad anything you want day
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ON THIS DAY THE KINDEST,NICEST,LOYALEST , INDEPENDENT & BEAUTIFUL PERSON WAS BORN, THIER ARE THE REALEST PERSON WILL HAVE ON YOUR SIDE & THIER ARE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE INSIDE & OUT , NO MATTER WHAT THIER ALWAYS WILL HAVE A GOOD HEART ,
GIRL 1 : “ ITS APRIL 18 “
GIRL 2 : “ I KNOW ITS THE MOST KINDEST PERSON BIRTHDAY “
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These people are bold and fiery. They are the hottest people you will meet and you are lucked if you manage to catch their attention. There is one huge draw back though; daddy issues. Good luck getting past their personal walls put up. Never get on their bad side though. You will regret ever crossing these people because their boldness can lead to trouble.
“She must be on April 18 with that attitude”
The day Kourtney Kardashian was born.
Why was I born in April 18???
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