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The person that you are in live with that you can’t get off your mind and spoiler alert you are always on there’s❤️
Oh your birthday is on April 27 you are always on my mind
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Only gangsters are born on this day, true fuckin’ gangsters. Crazy child, but soon-to-be successful adults.
Person 1: How are you so successful?
Person 2: I was born on April 27th.
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National Kiss Your Girlfriend Day
April 27 Means, If You Have A Girlfriend Kiss Her Before Its To Late.
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International Play Rayman Arena and cry yourself to sleep Day
Oh boy, it's April 27! Can't wait to have an existential crisis while playing the viddygaems
April 27th is the day that anybody can grab anybody’s but. Be prepared to get your butt grabbed. It is national booty grab day!
OMG she has a big butt go grab it, ya know it is April 27
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April 27 is national grab a dick day. This is a day where you go and grab your bfs dick. (I promise he will be fine with it)
Bf: it’s april 27, you know what that means??
Gf: yep! Lemme get that dick
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Carmen:Yo bro,did you eat pussy today?It's april 27.
Emma:Not yet because I plan to eat yours.😌
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