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National be a dumb shit with your homies day. Normally you and the homies will hang out and go somewhere and do dumb shit. Afterwards, you will all get horny in a separate room and “use the bathroom.” Then you will send a dick pick to the cutest girl you can find that you know personally on social media.
Girl: Hey boo, April 28th was the best, I saw you’re huge dick and you’re gonna have to wait for tonight!
Guy: *Wakes up to parents screaming cause that hot girl you sent a dick pick to showed her mom and is now calling angry*
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It’s Nagito’s birthday! Happy birthday to the ultimate luckiest, hopeful student... I think....
Friend: Hey it’s April 28th.
You: It’s Nagito’s birthday!
Friend: Who?
You: You are not a man of culture.
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The 28th April is national hug/ kiss the opposite gender day.
“Did you know it’s the 28th April?”
“Yeah what about it?”
“You need to hug or kiss the opposite gender today.”
“That’s so good. Now I have an excuse!”
The day an absolute legendary singer, Melanie Martinez, was born. Everyone should dedicate every April 28th to her.
Crybaby: April 28th, 1995 was my favorite day.
Other Guy: Why?
Crybaby: You wouldn't get it.
Give an arnold palmer to a a loved to show that arnold palmers are amazing.
Friend: "Hey do you know what day it is?"
Me:"No, why?"
Friend: "Its April 28th, give me an arnold palmer NOW!!!!!!"
International Arya Stark Day. This is the day when Arya Stark killed the Night King and it should be remembered for the eternity.
It's April 28th, Arya's International Day! Let's celebrate watching a Game of Thrones marathon!