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Hanzel: Hey bro wat you hittin up tonight?
Snow White: Oh just sum Ardi
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Apparently, our newest and oldest ancestor, even older than the infamous Lucy. She is not an ape, nor a human, nor even the thing in between.
Her name was shortened from Ardipithecus ramidus, a species she is a part of. She has a small brain and weighs 110 pounds. Her remains were found in Ethiopia, and supposedly lived about 4.4 million years ago.
The missing link's got nothing on Ardi.
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The best aunt you will ever have she
Is a loving person
Ardy is the best
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Willis: 'OH NO my penis is stuck is stuck in my zipper
Abby: haha 'ARDIES'
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A moment where you're allowed to say something to a woman so completely and utterly gay, that a fellow male would drop kick your nuts.
1. "Emily baby sweety hunnie pie, will you be my valentine."
2. "I'm the only hot guy in the world baby, thats all you need to know."
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A beautiful person whose name is rare and company is even rarer. Ardis is generally a womans name but can be used for guys. Let's just all agree that Ardis is a boss a$$ b!tch
Guy 1: Hey, I'm Luke, what is you name?
Girl: Oh, I'm Ardis
Guy 1: Oh, that's a badass name