a awkward white boy who thinks hes hood.
Person 1: heyy dude see that poser over there?
Person 2: ooh thats ardi.
42π 48π
Hanzel: Hey bro wat you hittin up tonight?
Snow White: Oh just sum Ardi
14π 19π
Apparently, our newest and oldest ancestor, even older than the infamous Lucy. She is not an ape, nor a human, nor even the thing in between.
Her name was shortened from Ardipithecus ramidus, a species she is a part of. She has a small brain and weighs 110 pounds. Her remains were found in Ethiopia, and supposedly lived about 4.4 million years ago.
The missing link's got nothing on Ardi.
11π 17π
Willis: 'OH NO my penis is stuck is stuck in my zipper
Abby: haha 'ARDIES'
3π 9π
A moment where you're allowed to say something to a woman so completely and utterly gay, that a fellow male would drop kick your nuts.
1. "Emily baby sweety hunnie pie, will you be my valentine."
2. "I'm the only hot guy in the world baby, thats all you need to know."
20π 8π
Someone who is mentally retarded. Used as an alternative to "tard monk" because it's more fun to say.
Oh Jeremy, you're such an ardy tardy