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A small dink town in Washington state filled with bitches, and skanks, and where everyone tokes up on a daily bases. Where verybody wears kandii and wishes they went to raves. Where the mayor doesn't feel it necesary to send snow plows out even when the snow is two feet deep.
You: Where are you from?
Me: Arlington, Washington.
You: ...Where?
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A small town in Nebraska with a population of around 1500 that is made up of hicks, where everyone knows everyone else's business. Located in the middle of nowhere and visitors will discover that their football team, the Eagles, suck ass.
Bobby: "Hey I'm driving to Arlington, Nebraska today."
Joey: "Haha fucker, sucks for you."
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A swanky hotel in 19th century Potsdam, NY. Now a Bohemian paradise with terrible landlords.
"Where did you get the idea for tatoo?"
"Around day 4 of that pirate party at the Arlington."
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when you gotta take a shit as a result of smoking a ciggarette
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A midwest Chicago suburb where all kids do in the summer is go to pools every single day and then bike dta.
Dunkin' runs take place in this town EVERY SINGLE DAY.
Kids from Arlington Heights claim their from Chicago when they live 45 minutes away.
jack : where are you from?
ryan : Chicago
jack : cool, what neighborhood?
ryan : uh Arlington Heights its like 40 mins away
Sophia : wya
Matt : dunkin, duh
Across the Potomac from DC, is one of the wealthiest counties in the country as well as the smallest county in the world. Known mainly for its cemetary and the pentagon. It is where some of the best schools are located, and everything within it is reachable by car in under 15 minutes, by far one of the sweetest places to live. In the southern part of the county, many minorities can be found along with sports fields. In the northern part you can find a mix between the high-rises, brick colonials that are identical to those next-door and mansions. It is where you take DC being across the river for granted until you move away.
Idiot: A-town? isn't that in Georgia?
Arlingtonian: Hell no. That's ATL, A-town is Arlington, Va.
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Across the Potomac from DC,this is one of the wealthiest, smallest counties in the country,where some of the best schools are located, it makes Fairfax and the OC look like shit, and by far the sweetest place to live. In the southern part of the county, many minorities can be found along with sports fields. It also has it own transportation sysytem--the ART busses.Parts of it are getting to look more and more like NYC (rossylyn, ballston)and 95% of kid's parents work in DC, making a shitload of money. Arlington dominates the region in sports especially those PATRIOTS from Yorktown High School. Where small colonial houses are being replaced more and more by those ugly ass mansions which leave even smaller yards to utilize. It's also home to the PENTAGON-which in fact is NOT in DC. It's also where if you're a Republican, you are a tiny minority who has no say in anything and should hightail it to somewhere else in the state besides Northern Virginia.7 out of 10 eligible ppl voted for Kerry or Gore here and where everyone takes DC for granted, but still keeps the 'Skins faith going.
Person A: Oh,so yo'ure a redneck, confederate, illiterate, Republican from VA?
Arlingtonian: No, I'm from Arlington...
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