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A mustache that's dripping wet With feces and seamen like a dirty Sanchez but without the pubes
After a long night at the rest stop bob had a molasses mustache from all the rides he'd been giving
The painful situation that happens after a poor wiping of your ass; the dried feces then becomes thicker and it hurts when you try and wipe it.
Man, I was in a hurry after using the bathroom... now I'm stuck in Molasses Junction.
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A sugar daddy of the Southern persuasion. The classiest sweetener for the classiest sugar daddy.
Louisiana lady: Oh Beauregard where are you?!? Where is my suave molasses daddy to come and pluck my rose from my family garden?
Molasses daddy: Oh I've been here all my life. The question is, are you ready to feel my suavige?
Extremely slow, not moving fast, taking extra time
" I was trying to get the kids ready but Charlie was being as slow as molasses on a tin roof" "She's taking her time with her homework. I swear she is slower than molasses"
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is a grrrls' band from Russia, playin' grunge/punk in the oldschool way.
It meansΡΡΠ΅Ρ disgusting, saprogenic, and at the same time pleasant, tasty and sweet. It's the original metaphor, that's constructed on contrast. The Theatre of the Absurd.
gut molasses
The worst type of diarrhea imaginable. It wants to come out but it's too busy becoming an awful mess on the inner sides of your ass cheeks, and will not let go.
I'd really love to hang out with you tonight, but Grandma's Molasses has been plaguing me all day and it just won't end!
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An Alcoholic beverage consisted of:
1/2: Sprite or other lemon lime soda
1/2: Whiskey.
"Yo dude, I don't remember anything that happened last night"
"Yea, must have been all of that Ghetto Molasses you drank"
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