a fucking daddy and is the god of banging... drums
Michael Clifford girl: awe, Michael is such a kitten
Luke Hemmings girl: awe, Luke is such a penguin
Calum Hood girl: awe, Calum is such a puppy
Ashton Irwin girl aka me: holy fuck, Ashton is such a daddy.
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Drummer and the oldest member of the band 5sos. He is also unanimously daddyaf
Your Friend: Ashton Irwin is my fav 5sos member, omg he's like sooooo cute
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"do you know ashton irwin?"
"oh yeah, he's that drummer who's a boomer!"
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a dick who constantly bullies me yet calls himself my best friend.
ashton irwin is my best friend, but heβs such a sassy pants istg
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*Ashton irwins feet Instagram story post*
5sos stans; βAhston, We get it you like feet. But don't you sell socks? PUT THEM ON!!β
Here we have the sexiest bull of meat ever. Considered one of the bests drummers actually in the worls and the drummer and composer of 5 SECONDS OF SUMMER. He could be the best idol ever, who cares about the fandom and cuteAF.
ALSO HE WILL TAKE YOU TO THE BED AND HE WILL LACE YOUR HANDS AT YOUR BACK. HE WILL COVER YOUR EYES BUT YOU'LL SEE THE STARS ANYWAY BECAUSE HE'LL HIT YOU AS HARD AS HE HITS THE DRUMS. (you know what i mean)
Synonymous: DADDY.
ASHTON: who's your daddy?
YOU: you Mr Ashton Fletcher Irwin.