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Young women of the Province of Ontario (Canada), usually good looking, with a superb aptitude for putting off men's desire for them. The "ashtray" status is usually achieved by (1) wearing ample, non-sexy-non-revealing clothing, (2) using questionable makeup in social contexts, (3) not being able to hold one's liquor, or (4) a combination of the previous elements.
Two men in a bar: "Should I ask Ashtray #1 or Ashtray #2 for a dance?"
"Go for broke, man"
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Term used to describe someone with a protruding sternum and a skeletal body type.
(also ashtrey)
See also:
carcass; birdcage
Ashtrey you dicknose
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a tray full of ash or sum1 smells like an ashtray
"omfg hollie ashton smells lyk a fucking ashtray!"
fishy ashtray ashton!
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a name that best friends, jeny and kimberley, used to call a girl in 5th grade. they are now seniors in high school and the name is still very funny.
jeny (in arizona): hey kimberley guess what? i saw ashtray today!!
kimberley (in new zealand): haha no way! after all these years?! wow
jeny: yea haha we have some real good memories from back in the day.
kimberley: yup priceless
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The University at Albany, in Albany, NY
I went home for the weekend, but I'm back in the Ashtray now
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A sexual act where, just as the male is about ejaculate, the female tilts her head back and sticks her tounge out, allowing him to discharge directly into her open mouth. As he finishes, he can tap his penis onto her extended tounge to ensure that every drop is deposited into her "ashtray", much like one would tap a cigar into a conventional ashtray.
Man, just as I was about to come, she told me not to come inside her and she offered up a beautiful ashtray.
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Someone can have an ashtray heart if they always falls for smokers, then making their hearts into ashtrays as the romance fails and gets put out on their tray, often due to fear and failure of commitment.
I got an ashtray heart.