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an accidental pregnancy resulting from anal sex.
g/f : my pregnacy test came back positive.
b/f : but i only gave it to you up the butt!
g/f : the dr.s said when you giz it can leak down and cause pregnancy.
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An accident caused by an asshole. Specifically a car assident.
On the way to work, I witnessed a car assident caused by someone texting. The assident caused traffic that inconvenieced thousands of other people. Truly an accident caused by an asshole.
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When you do something to piss someone off, then say it was an accident in fear of revenge.
*Purposely team kill in call of duty* Player 1:Im getting you back for that! Player 2:Sorry that was an accident (Really an assident)
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A voracious pussy-licker can sometimes make a butt-related accident, hence, assident:
When you're eating a fantastic snizz and your tongue slips in her asshole. Perhaps the word is better used when it's a dirty asshole.
As soon as said accident is made, it's good to play up the situation by using baby-talk:
Man, to woman, making cute-sy frowny face: "Baby made an assident".
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1. A smartass remark posted anonymously online when you're too chickenshit to own it.
2. A smartass remark made under your breath when you're too chickenshit to say it out loud.
If anon12 makes one more asside on my blog, I’m gonna start moderating comments.
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an accident involving one or more people being an ass
This guy was tailgating me for miles, it's no surprise we got into an assident.
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