masturbating in your ass, or to sodomize yourself
"I'm going to assturbate with a dildo"
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When someone is bothering you, on purpose, and won't leave you alone when you are trying to get something done, they are assturbing you. As in, they are disturbing you, and being an ass about it.
I was trying to do my work and that kid was assturbing me.
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The act of anal masturbation using either a finger or another tool.
Alyssa was assturbating during English class today.
Playing with your own bunghole strictly for pleasure and personal gain.
Johnny was in the bathroom for hours on end , assturbating until the gentle sunrise caressed the horizon.
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Masturbating by fingering your anus.
Jack: Dude, I so got laid last night!
Jim: What happened?
Jack: Well, I was at a party, and I walked into a room and I caught Lisa assturbating. So I asked her if I could join and we totally got it on!
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1. to clean the inside of your ass, usually before mooning, i.e. checing for toilet paper, etc
2. to play with your ass, like masturbating, but with anal sex
3. to touch the inside of someone else's ass
1. "dude, assturbate before you moon them, you dont know whats in there."
2. "you shouldn't assturbate, it maks the inside of your ass all itchy!"
3. "she groaned loudly as I assturbated her"
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Its where the male figure fingers his butt hole in an erotic manner until spooky white juice erects from his peepee hole.
Leland was exquisitely assturbating while watching brittney spears's new music video!
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