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1. People from Austria
2. Home of Alan Schwarzenegger
3. Where many Nobel Peace winners Come from
4. Used to have a lot of Jews
5. Home of many Scientists
Austria is a great country. . .
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According to MANSWERS, the best country to go if you want to get a blowjob
Tourist: I went to Austria and got blowjobs from ten different girls at this one club I went to. They really like to suck!
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the country Hitler was born in
Hey do you know where hitler was born?
Yes, Austria
U know germany started ww1(Austria giggles in bakcground)
(Österreich in German) Is the birthplace of Hitler, Porsche, Schwarzenegger and Mozart who are known as the greatest sons of Austria.
Jew: Hi there my name is Eliezer, Whats yours?
Random guy: AUSTRIA
Jew: *visibly starts to shudder in fear*
Once a British colony, located near New Zealand. Once lost a war to emus.It's the home of Hugh Jackman, Mel Gibson, and apparently Arnold Schwarzenegger. People also say Hitler is from here but everyone knows Hitler is from Germany. Other famous things from Austria are that everything is upside down, marmite, which tastes like ass. And the outback, aswell it's evolutionary statement in which it's trying to make everything dangerous. Oh, and don't forget spiders
Person 1 "I heard that Hitler is from Australia."
Person 2 "That's Austria retard."
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Country ajoining Germany. Home of infamous leader Adolf Hitler, captured by Nazi Germany in the world wars.
Austria is a relatively small country with a beautiful countryside.
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